DILL ZORIN

Born in the mystical mountains of Harmonia during a double rainbow, Dill Zorin emerged into this world already humming a perfect C-sharp.

By the age of 3, his magnificent beard had already begun to grow, now valued at $50 MILLION and insured by Lloyd's of London. Scientists believe his beard actually generates harmonics that can heal broken hearts and cure stage fright.

Dill has revolutionized the music industry with his invention of the "Beard-olin" — a stringed instrument played entirely with facial hair — and the "Whisker-phone" — a microphone that only responds to the pure of heart.